Dear Humans,
Behold, even Hardcore MAGA voters like ‘Patriotic Blonde’ on Twitter are now abandoning Don Snorleone forever.
They’re finally realizing the man they worshipped is, in fact, a moron.
It only took Donald crashing the economy again, which he did in record time. Make America go bankrupt again. MAGBA!
1. How It Started
In the old days, people like ‘Patriotic Blonde’ treated him like a hero who’d saved their entire life.
She absolutely worshipped President Bandage Hands.
Earlier this year she claimed Donald had earned a spot on Mt Rushmore in his first week, which is impressive for a guy who can’t fucking stay awake.
Then came the classic line: your feelings don’t matter to history. What an unhinged psychopath.
2. How It’s Going
But eventually reality showed up and kicked Patriotic Blonde in the butt. Suddenly feelings mattered a whole lot.
She voted for him three times, worked on two campaigns, and finally screamed the truth every regretful MAGA disciple eventually learns. FUCK NO.
And then she discovered the bankruptcies that everyone else on Earth learned about in the Clinton years.
3. The Patron Saint Of Schadenfreude
This is the entire MAGA arc in miniature. They love the cruelty until it circled back. They ignored every single one of My warnings until the damage was personal.
4. This World Is Gonna Pull Through
The future isn’t written yet. If even diehard actual American MAGA influencers are bailing, then the tide’s turning faster than they want to admit.
Keep pushing. Keep laughing. It’s working!!
And if today’s chaos already has your blood pressure up, here’s a little something to help you get through the morning. Hit play, take a breath, and let this song lift you a bit.
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Love,
God
God I’m just wondering if Patriotic Blond is an American account based on the date format on her X posts? It’s in European format of DD/MM/YEAR Or is that how posts on X all appear? I was banned from Twitter a few years ago for commenting to Musk that he is just another rich white boy who got where he is because of his racist apartheid parent’s money. Apparently he didn’t like that.
Not sure if we should believe if these are accurate postings from the US. Look at the format of the dates. Usually, US is mm/dd/yr and others are yr/mm/dd. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me -