Trump Voters Cry Over Son Detained by ICE
Leopard, meet face.
Dear Humans,
They voted for cruelty, and now they’re crying about the consequences.
A Trump-loving couple says they feel “betrayed” after ICE detained their son who is a legal resident. Turns out, you can’t eat a red hat. But a leopard can eat your face…
1. They Voted For This
Martín Verdi and Débora Rey, Argentine immigrants turned Trump voters, believed his wrath would be surgical. They liked his talk of cracking down on the “illegals.” They did not think he would come for their son.
“But he didn’t say he was going to do this, that he was going to go after people who have been here for a long time,” Rey said. “He said he was going to go after all the criminals who came illegally."
“We feel betrayed, tricked. This is craziness”
They’re right, this is craziness. And it’s sad. But they weren’t tricked.
Trump shouted his plans to deport millions from every podium in America. They heard him. They just thought the cruelty would be for someone else. That’s not betrayal. That’s willful ignorance.
Their son, Agustín Gentile, is a 31-year-old green card holder and father of two U.S. citizens. He was detained at Stewart Detention Center in Lumpkin, Georgia — a notorious private prison with nearly 2,000 detainees and a record of abuse. He committed no violent crime. A minor conviction from 2020. Two days in jail. Case closed. That’s all ICE needed.
They told his poor kids, ages six and eight, that Daddy had to leave on a trip. Meanwhile, he sleeps under fluorescent lights and eats ramen from the commissary because the food is unfit for beasts. He says he’s the only man in there with legal papers.
But let us never forget, Trump supporters think this evil is just hilarious.
2. God’s Final Word
Dear MAGA, unlike most of you, I actually feel empathy for those suffering under Trump. Even you.
To deport green card holders is pure madness. And sure, he never explicitly said he’d do that.
But you voted for it. You wanted it to happen to other people. And that was shitty. And stupid.
And still, I hope you wake up. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But eventually, you will see that you were conned.
Until then, the rest of us will keep fighting. Because fascism doesn’t stop itself. Because the stakes are too high.
Because I refuse to let these clowns win.
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What did any one who wasn’t a fifth generation, blond haired, blue eyed “American” think was going to happen? When people like Stephen Miller are policy makers, they should be glad there’s not public hangings televised. Nancy Mace would be running the popcorn concession. Frankly, we stand a better chance with the leopards.
It is scary. I keep telling my friend and his sister not to go visit his home land (taking the ashes of his brother-in-law home) because they may not be let back in. They got here legally and are now a citizens, they are from El Salvador.