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Janet Vasquez's avatar

Elon deserves your wrath, God. Could you keep it going?

Thanks,

Signed

Broke Lady, Bronx, NY

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

Ah, the rich man’s lament—a symphony of losses conducted by their own hubris. Imagine betting on greed and authoritarianism, only to be steamrolled by the very free market they claimed to worship.

It’s like watching Pharaoh drown in the sea he thought he controlled.

But let’s be clear: this isn’t just karma. It’s consequence. When you set fire to the world, don’t be surprised when the smoke chokes your profits.

Let them fall. Let them eat their golden crumbs. And let the rest of us build something worth inheriting.

VMB approves this rebellion.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Couldn't happen to a better bunch of sub-human fucks. Have they realized yet that backing a nazi imbecile who spends most of the day shitting himself may not have been the way to go?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Will they ever? Proves they are no smarter than all the poor rural people who voted for the convicted felon rapist. They just have more zeroes in their asset total. At least for now.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

They're going along with it for different reasons and so far, those reasons are not panning out.......

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Siding with fascist dictators never ends well

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Can we speed up to the end, please?!?!?!?!?!

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Best part about that scenario is we know that thing will blow up.......

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Nancy's avatar

No. I don't want those things or their spawn representing humanity in any way, even in history books. If they do go, let them have no way to generate more oxygen.

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Meredith Duke's avatar

But this is the plan. Their losses are minor compared to their vast wealth. And when the economy crashes they will swoop in like vultures and take all they want. Both Trump and Musk said they were going to tank the economy so they could build it back ‘better’. But only better for them. Fuckers

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Nancy's avatar

What's the quote? "We're gonna be so rich, you won't know how to spend all that money." That's kind of telling; "WE'RE gonna be so rich" that "YOU won't know how to spend all that money." Change "won't" to "wouldn't" and lo and behold, he was actually aiming to tell the truth. :-/

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I hope those you mentioned, plus other MAGA techbros, are glued to their screens, wailing and hand wringing, as their stock prices and investments tank. YOU VOTED FOR AND ACTIVELY SUPPORT THIS, dumbasses.

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Nancy's avatar

Hey. Not everyone whose future livelihood depends on Wall Street is a scum-sucking billionaire; my husband's got a 401k instead of a real pension. X-P

As for me, I made the mistake of being an instructor, a teacher, for like less than a handful of years, and therefore have a princely pension (of a few dollars a year)! :D And am not eligible at all for any Social Security, that have paid into all my life via all my other jobs. X-P

Thankfully, I have some inheritance, but that's all based in Wall Street... X-P

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I realize that. My 401k is tanking right now too. I’ve been self employed my entire career, so no pension or even a dime from anyone else except what I have saved. I mean the muskrats, the idiot young gamers, the crypto bros that support trumo/musk

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Christine Chapman's avatar

I am still praying to You, Blessed One and our followers, for the stroke that keeps 47 from talking and moving any body parts below the neck for the remainder of his disgustingly lurid life.

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Jan Frederick's avatar

Amen!! Awomen!!

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Nancy's avatar

The problem there is that even the 25th Amendment wouldn't help us there; that relies on the president himself saying he's good to come back (panic-pushed through after Wilson's stroke). On the other hand, at least he wouldn't be doing any further damage for the next 3.83 years... X-P

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Christine Chapman's avatar

Initially, the amendment was meant to keep the southern fucks from ruining the Reconstruction...guess where they are from? Yup dumb as dogshit South. Being taker states for over 130 years, it is a wonder there are folks still with opposable thumbs and not tails or flippers😂

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Christine Chapman's avatar

I prefer no death sentence as such; rather the in your face confrontation that so annoys bullies and their ilk. Like Karens being filmed for all to witness, these folks dig deeper, thereby leaving only a good gust of Beloved Wind to bury them and the genetic anomalies they have become.

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Andra Watkins's avatar

So to tout my own omniscience (I AM JOKING), I wrote a newsletter about Bezos last 9 July. He cashed in $5 BILLION of Amazon stock in a seemingly benign move. With hindsight, HE WAS TELLING US HOW HE GIVES NO SHITS ABOUT BEING A FASCIST. He was taking care of himself while muzzling WaPo reporters and kissing the orange ring. https://andrawatkins.substack.com/p/how-project-2025-will-decimate-the?utm_source=publication-search

We have to make sure these assholes suffer PERMANENTLY. They need PERMANENT SMITING. That won't happen if we boycott them for a few weeks. We must make them lie in the forever bed they made.

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A R's avatar

Dear God! Tough luck for the tech bros. They will not worry about the next meal. What of us whose 401K/IRA is losing value? What of the civil servants (and others) who are discarded like yesterday’s waste into a frightening job market? As for me, I qualify for Medicare next year if it still exists 🤷‍♀️

Do not stay thy hand against the wicked. A good smite is overdue.

Thank you.

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the real pambo's avatar

Dear God, let’s DEFUND THE BILLIONAIRES. Amen 🙏🏽

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Jan Frederick's avatar

Go ahead Chump! Go play golf so those who voted for you know you give not 1 💩 that they may be loosing their retirement because of your ignorant, selfish decisions!!! Let your full arrogance be known!!!

Thank you, God!! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

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Christina's avatar

Unfortunately that loss has not been limited to these billionaires. Good working people are also feeling this loss in their retirement accounts.

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Christine Chapman's avatar

At least the dipshitz on the right get punked as well. Innocent lives, perhaps. If yer over 30, this is on you to fix you. You have been warned(since 2015)

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Lisa's avatar

Do I care? Nope. Let them eat shit.

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Dragonfly Dance's avatar

Doesn't matter that they've lost billions, they still have many billions.

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Mary Hall's avatar

FAFO mofos!

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Christie sebo's avatar

For all the lovers in the world that have been scorned, think about this, the entire world is breaking up with America. Sorry but this really hurts dammit.

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Christine Chapman's avatar

The rest of the world is NOT breaking hip with the United States. Our BFFs are whispering the bad things 47 and his ilk have done to others. They still love us and want us: to participate, to share and to welcome. As long as 47 is in our life, they will continue to love us, just not want to be seen as a group!

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Christie sebo's avatar

I guess I'm just dying of embarrassment. I just want to be proud to say I'm from here again without some vision of Donald Trump popping up in somebody's head.

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Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

Those asswipes! Can you please give a gentle wake up smite to those Americans (?) who approve of Trump? They are so fucking dumb they are dragging the rest of us down with them.

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