Why Donold’s TikTok Stunt Will Backfire

And what creators must do next.

A sad end for TikTok.

Dear Humans,

Hi, I’m God, the original Creator. Long before thy fleeting TikTok trends and endless scrolling, I created everything. I’ve survived it all: empires, plagues, MySpace, and yes, fourteen years (14!) under the repressive yoke of Meta without getting banned or losing my audience.

I’ve got the tenacity of a cockroach and I’m …