Trump Voter's Wife Taken By ICE
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Dear Humans,
BEHOLD! Another Trump voter’s hath been detained by ICE.
1. Play Stupid Games…
Trump voter Bradley Bartell voted for mass deportations, never thinking they’d come for his wife. But alas, his wife, Camila Muñoz, overstayed her visa, and now she’s in an ICE detention facility.
“I knew they were cracking down. I guess I didn’t know how it was going down,” he said.
Um geez, ya think? VERILY! Donold constantly promised the biggest deportation in history! Just admit you were fine with immigrants getting deported as long as it happened to other people. You just never thought it would affect YOU.
If thou fuckest around, thou shalt find out.
All this worrying about immigrants, and for what? There’s only one immigrant who NEEDS to be deported and his name is Felon Musk.
2. God Read The News Today, Oh Boy
Some in France are calling for the USA to return The Statue of Liberty, as America no longer deservers her or what she represents. Hilariously, this forced the White House to respond.
The new White House spokes-bot tried to make a joke about how the French would be speaking German if not for the Americans. Which is an odd thing to say for a fascist. Remember when President Musk gave those Nazi salutes?
The eggs situation in the USA is getting so dire, the Trump admin is begging countries all over the world to send eggs overnight on planes.
BUT LO, the world is pissed at the USA and for good reason. So they said no.
What kind of stupid prick threatens to invade your home and then asks you for eggs?
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So, our boy Bradley voted for the guy and the party who screamed non-stop about 'MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW!!!' and somehow that chowder head didn't think they meant his non-citizen wife who overstayed her visa? Face it, folk, MAGA is not sending us their best.....or worse, maybe they are.....