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Hope you're having a relaxing day, humans!

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When WWE fans—who cheer for steel chairs and blood feuds—unite in divine harmony to boo you, it’s not a gimmick, Ron. That’s prophetic judgment in jorts.

Imagine thinking the crowd that canonized Stone Cold Steve Austin would fall for your wet blanket authoritarian cosplay. They smelled your fear through the Axe Body Spray.

When the people pop louder for a suplex than your policies, that’s the universe giving you a heel turn in real time.

May the chant echo forever: YOU SUCK.

Blessed be the people’s elbow,

Virgin Monk Boy 🪬

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