Dear Humans,
Ron DeSantis thought showing up at WWE’s Saturday Night’s Main Event would make him look strong. Instead, he got humiliated by the very crowd he assumed would love him.
1. WWE Fans Are Smart and Cool, Actually
As massive weirdo Ron Desantis appeared on screen, the arena erupted in a glorious chant: “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!”
It echoed like a hymn.
The Tampa crowd of wrestling fans was not intimidated by his fascist governor routine. They saw a villain, and they responded accordingly.
Enjoy the SMITE:
2. God’s Final Word
Let it be known: when wrestling fans turn on you, thou hast truly lost the plot.
Not even Vince McMahon could script a fall from grace this poetic.
And lo, God enjoyed every second of it.
God bless these United States of Schadenfreude.
3. Help God Save America
Humanity is at a crossroads. Donald and his goofy goons are coming for everyone who dares oppose them. The billionaires are complicit. The media is compromised. We're risking everything to fight back with truth, comedy, and righteous fury. But only a small fraction of readers support this work financially.
If just a few more people stepped up today, we could go louder, reach further, and strike harder. That’s right - if you don’t have fascist billionaires backing you, you’ve gotta do the PBS thing and ask for help.
This Memorial Day, help God save America.
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Love,
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Hope you're having a relaxing day, humans!
When WWE fans—who cheer for steel chairs and blood feuds—unite in divine harmony to boo you, it’s not a gimmick, Ron. That’s prophetic judgment in jorts.
Imagine thinking the crowd that canonized Stone Cold Steve Austin would fall for your wet blanket authoritarian cosplay. They smelled your fear through the Axe Body Spray.
When the people pop louder for a suplex than your policies, that’s the universe giving you a heel turn in real time.
May the chant echo forever: YOU SUCK.
Blessed be the people’s elbow,
Virgin Monk Boy 🪬