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Derek Smith's avatar

May endless blessings be heaped upon your head in 2026. You keep us all sane. Amen.

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Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

When you compile a year's worth (and I know that's not everything) you can't help but see this guy is f***ing crazy. Yeah, as if there was any doubt.

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Cynthia Hornbuckle's avatar

Thank you, God. I wish I could laugh. I never thought I would be someone who checked the news each day praying for a new obit. Stay safe and please don't stop being God.

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PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear @God,

Thank YOU and JESUS for helping us stay reasonably sane amid the ridiculously stupid.

Please come back!!

We MISS YOU!!

Love,

me

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Klarity's avatar

Thank you, God, for all you do! God is truly great. The hilarious “Schadenfruede” guy who makes appearances throughout the year in your newsletter always makes my day. We survived this bullshit year together, and we should celebrate that. We live to fight in the New Year!

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DL Jr's avatar

Thank you for this “greatest hits” summary of the failure of the orange 🍊 shitstain to stop us. We will win in ‘26. Go Lord.

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JerseyGirl's avatar

Trump is sinking like Artax...except nobody is crying over him.

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P J Johnston's avatar

Ah yes it was quite the year, I truly hope 2026 is BETTER than we expect. I want to see the LAME DUCK remain a LAME DUCK for the rest of his reign! Happy New Year God and Hope you have a Prosperous one as well and the same for Jesus as well.

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Denise Palesch's avatar

What a year!

What a year, God!

Yours have been some fabulous columns, podcasts and karaoke sing-alongs, keeping us motivated and focused, while keeping our morale from burning to cinders in Hell’s fire.

What a fine marathon it was!

To be in such a community with You and so many of the heavenly angels was divine!

Once more, We ARE the Champions to have made it to New Year’s Eve 2025.

But…

We tired. We’re tattered, battered and ready for a really big afternoon nap.

In spite of everything, we’re still here—and in such growing force—to tell the tales and take the names.

Grateful I stumbled upon You, sweet Jesus and all Your other creatures.

We have managed so far.

We’ll manage again in 2026.

We’ll slog on.

With Your help and our own angelic efforts, we’ll even thrive.

We will keep piling on successes, and we’ll never get tired of winning until the orange devil and his evil forces are CRUSHED!

Know this, fellow citizens of Heaven and Earth:

One day Trump will be gone. Gone. Done, dead and gone. A greasy smear on the pages of history.

At this point, if for no other reason ever, I would stay alive to see him dead.

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Kathy Matysek's avatar

Wow, it has been a long year

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Joanne's avatar

No wonder it feels like it's been 100 years since January 20, 2025!!!!

Thanks Big G, JC, and the Angels for keeping it real and bearable.

Best wishes to everyone for a healthy, happy 2026!

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Robot Bender's avatar

Yeah, it's been a rough century this year.

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Maule Bear's avatar

Dear God, I wrote a long rant but decided to delete it. Suffice it to say thank you for being among us and providing a flicker of light during these dark times. I pray that in 2026 you are able to help the orange pedo pres make his way to Gehenna. Keep up the good work and we will keep the faith!

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Coco's avatar

Thank you God, for your mischievous humor in a very dark time. It's a relief valve on a pressure cooker. Will kindness and compassion survive another year? I pray so.

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Tim's avatar

"Bless Canada for making tRump's head explode."

That probably had the force of a firecracker.

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Bradford L Meyer's avatar

"When it comes to controlling human beings there is no better instrument than lies. Because, you see, humans live by beliefs. And beliefs can be manipulated. The power to manipulate beliefs is the only thing that counts

... Who knows what use they’ll make of you? Maybe you’ll help them to persuade people to buy things they don’t need, or hate things they know nothing about, or hold beliefs that make them easy to handle, or doubt the truths that might save them."

Michael Ende, The Neverending Story

Thank you God (& Jesus) for building this community & hilariously holding this regime's feet to the fire. Hoping for some heavenly intervention in 2026; smite where possible...

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Sharon Heidē Ward's avatar

Thank you, God. Your humor is a blessing in this dark world. ✨🌹🕊️🦋💫

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