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Name: lenora good, Guest's avatar

Costco has a very low turnover of employees--they are obviously doing something right. LOVE the Kash Patel eyes, but why not just paint them on his eyelids? /with permanent ink, of course.

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Dave Allen's avatar

Halloween can’t come fast enough.

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Tracy L Cooper's avatar

I just wish the nearest Costco wasn't over 200 miles away.

All we have is Sam's Club. I've never shopped at Walmart (yes, for political reasons) & I sure as hell wouldn't shop at Sam's.

Go Costco Go, nail that bastard!

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Francesca C.'s avatar

We signed up for a membership last January after they stood up and kept DEI. The stores are about 45 minutes away from our home but it was a moral decision. We can only get to one of the stores every couple of months but it's worth it!

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jane's avatar

I renewed my membership a year ago when I boycotted Amazon (Prime, Audible) Mayfair, Home Depo, and Target.

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deniway's avatar

This is GREAT news - less crowds at Costco before Christmas! I'm sure that it will still be packed because the "I cancelled my membership multiple times" man will still shop there! Also, I'll be going and I will be buying a hotdog! Maybe even look into Costco stock -

And crazy eyes are fun! Thanks, God. You da best!

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M Corbin's avatar

Let me see...Costco kept DEI, memberships and stock went up. Target dropped DEI and lost customers and millions in sales.

Anyway, less MAGA in Costco is a win.

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America Carter's avatar

Bless Carrie44Smith for adding Ka$h Eyes to sleeping Donold. I seriously needed that LOL first thing this morning!

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TrashPandaParty's avatar

Costco was never really the MAGA hangout... those turdballs go to Sam's, usually.

Funny story, my parental units are MAGA. Before I went extremely low contact, I took them to Costco. They went one time after I took them and said the people there didn't treat them well. Something about not boxing up their groceries for them. They will only go to Sam's now. My female parental unit is a Karen. She's embarrassing to go into public with. She looks like a MAGA and she will fight with retail workers over everything. If the lovely Costco employees were rude to them, I'm sure they earned that attitude. You guys know MAGA though, always the victim with no accountability.

Trump with Patel eyes is my favorite bit of ridiculousness today. 😂

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mbglamb's avatar

I was just there yesterday and spent $400. Didn't see any MAGA hats! Go Costco!!

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Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! Btw, I always shop at Costco!

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Robot Bender's avatar

We've been members since they opened a warehouse here. All this just gives us that much more reason to be loyal customers.

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Ellen Dolan's avatar

Hey God. Just a thought. Shouldn’t you be pointing out EVERYDAY that tRump never placed his hand on your Bible when he took the oath of office the second (just threw up in my mouth a little bit) time?

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mostly wibbly's avatar

Homer Simpson has some glasses Don Snoreleone can borrow

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Ruth Burnham's avatar

I bought a Costco membership last year that I didn't need because I shop there with my daughter, in order to thank them for their stance against DJT's stupid tariffs. Go Costco!

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Susan Wells's avatar

I went yesterday and purchased a Costco membership for the first time. Since I live alone and am elderly, I don't know how many times I'll use it, but I wanted to support Costco in what they are doing. I know my membership won't have a significant impact, but I figure if even one candle can light the darkness, then even one gesture can make a difference - especially if there are a million "one gestures".

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Michele Dukinfield's avatar

Given that we can with confidence assume that about 60% or more of the MAGA accounts on X and TS are bots, I feel safe in pointing out that there are no Costcos to boycott in Macedonia and Russia.

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Janis Kronlulnd's avatar

I've been a member since 1989 when we joined for our small business. The picture on my Costco card is still the same. Lol. I'm forever young.

I love Costco and always have! They are really good to employees. I see one guy that used to be at the first Costco I went to but when another one was built even closer, he moved there. He's been there for decades. That says a lot.

Not to mention they really truly try to provide quality and low pricing. Their roast chickens, as well as the hot dogs, I heard, have stayed low in price, and haven't changed, because the CEO refused to raise it. He truly wants to provide quality and value for people.

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