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Bless Michael Fanone For Coughing And Saying "Go F*** Yourself" To The Republicans Today

Thou shalt not deny the 2020 election.

Dear Humans,

On today’s episode of The God Show, Jesus and I discuss:

  • The new bruise on President Epstein’s left hand that looks like it’s a portal to the Upside Down (or possibly Deep Space 9)

  • Jack Smith goes to Washington and shreds Trump’s lies over January 6

  • Police Officer Michael Fanone coughs and gloriously tells an election denying Republican to go fuck himself

  • And so much more!

Let it in. Let this moment of truth give you hope.

Speak! Share! Laugh! Seize the day! Mock the fascists!

God


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