Not to sound like I'm having sex, but THANK YOU, JESUS!
My mother had dementia. In its second stage, she started lisping and slurring. Her brain was forgetting how to work her tongue. Thankfully, she had a catastrophic stroke before she became worse. I heard Trump's slurring for a while now, but I never thought the lisping would happen so soon. 🌊
Right??? I know that as an immigrant, Melania is sort of stuck with IT,,, she took the money and the citizenship for her parents now had to pay back with her presence. Can't even imagine having to accept the sexual component of Orange Blob. Hopefully, he's too old now to bother her. Eewww!
Omnipotence isn’t anything like ‘muscle-bound’ is it? Off-putting for your flabbier followers, or so I think. But, you saved me (pun intended) from the ‘interview’ and that felt like salvation, so there’s that.
Dood, God uses them muscles - He does more heavy lifting than you can imagine. Shiess! He's taking care of the Whole Universe! Some of those new galaxies way out there still need to be manually stoked. You couldn't even lift the element shovel! 🤪
Dear Father in heaven, Congrats on your full orange outline. I love that you used some of my favorite words, schadenfreude and narcissistic collapse. Thank you for the God pod. I always look forward to each one.
This: "Donold said he wants to close the Department of Education. This is one of the top goals of Project 2025. They want people to be uneducated so they’re easier to control."
Thank Christ for Jesus! What a trooper, suffering through a double dose of douche-baggery like that ⭐️🙏⭐️
💙💙💙💙💙
Thank you, Jesus! Wishing you a speedy recovery.
Good thing You didn't warn the Bloated Yam that he was boarding a child molester's plane when he did.
Gotta keep the big secrets to Yourself.
Like "The Meaning of Life."
The outcome of the 2024 pennant race.
I no longer have to ask WWJD, thanks for removing that burden 🌈🇺🇸🎉
Not to sound like I'm having sex, but THANK YOU, JESUS!
My mother had dementia. In its second stage, she started lisping and slurring. Her brain was forgetting how to work her tongue. Thankfully, she had a catastrophic stroke before she became worse. I heard Trump's slurring for a while now, but I never thought the lisping would happen so soon. 🌊
I just figured the 40 minute delay was because he'd misplaced his teeth somewhere and decided the show must go on without them.
Good point
He certainly does have a type. Still creeps me out that his daughter is his type. I still can't unhear his wanting to date her.
Right??? I know that as an immigrant, Melania is sort of stuck with IT,,, she took the money and the citizenship for her parents now had to pay back with her presence. Can't even imagine having to accept the sexual component of Orange Blob. Hopefully, he's too old now to bother her. Eewww!
And this.
Man, God… All those muscles you’ve built by holding the Republican Party up lately. They’ve obviously needed the help WAAAAAAAAAY more than we do!😂💪
😂😂😂
Yay, great episode—and I had to track down those t-shirts so I could get one for my kiddo and one for me! 💕
Omnipotence isn’t anything like ‘muscle-bound’ is it? Off-putting for your flabbier followers, or so I think. But, you saved me (pun intended) from the ‘interview’ and that felt like salvation, so there’s that.
Dood, God uses them muscles - He does more heavy lifting than you can imagine. Shiess! He's taking care of the Whole Universe! Some of those new galaxies way out there still need to be manually stoked. You couldn't even lift the element shovel! 🤪
As vp Harris is left to certify her own election results, every angel gets their wings.
Dear Father in heaven, Congrats on your full orange outline. I love that you used some of my favorite words, schadenfreude and narcissistic collapse. Thank you for the God pod. I always look forward to each one.
This: "Donold said he wants to close the Department of Education. This is one of the top goals of Project 2025. They want people to be uneducated so they’re easier to control."
Did you see the post describing JD and Orange Blob being called the Olympics of Lying? Perfect description and so timely.
I hope Jesus recovers quickly. That was a terrible experience I’m sure.
That was awesome - I really enjoy hearing you and Jesus banter about current events.