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Fire all these horrible commentators and not journalists. No integrity at all.

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As to whether President Biden should drop out of the race for President I say Hell No! Well actually I meant to say Heck No! Sorry.

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As usual, you see all, know all and nailed it. We’re with you, God.

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Absofuckinglutly NOT‼️ pardon my word creation, your Godship and Jesusship, but desperate times call for cursing in the presence of higher authorities. The orange menace is in need of smiting…right freaking now.

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I’m with you and I’m an atheist!

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President Biden should stay in the race. Thursday night was difficult, but he is far and away the very best candidate. (I learned about the “Gish Gallop” which Trump has perfected. He’s a nasty man who has no right to run for president, much less dog catcher. I wouldn’t vote for Trump** if you offered me a billion dollars.)

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Vote for democracy, VOTE JOE!!!

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Of course he shouldn't drop out! Everyone is allowed an off night. From what I hear, the moderators did diddley shit and didn't bother to fact check anything! Oh also God, remember not ALL of SCOTUS are dicks. We do have 3 amazing women who see through all of the bullshit and do the honorable thing.

Keep up the good work on reporting the news, God. You're truthfully the only news I listen to. The actual news gives me too much anxiety.😉

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"Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" is a well-known phrase from the United States Declaration of Independence. The phrase gives three examples of the unalienable rights which the Declaration says have been given to all humans by their Creator, and which governments are created to protect.

Wikipedia

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Thanks G man! I am in this fight to win it!

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The pen is mightier than the sword. As Freud might contemplate, is it coincidence that there is just a space separating 'pen is' from penis 🤔.

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Fire the NYT and nepo baby Sulzberger

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As Dems, we will vote for whoever runs on that line. My fear is the undecided. They’ll go for that orange menace because he looked more credible. Even though he was totally out of control, Biden looked like a deer lost in the headlights. I love Joe Biden, but it’s time to get someone with fire in their belly to take on the orange menace.

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The day after the debate, Biden was campaigning in PA and he was awesome! Please check that out and you'll feel much better about Papa Joe. I know I do.

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You have to start reading these out loud. I can already hear your voice in my head.

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Fired. How much $ do you want for my subscription?

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Hello Jesus, were you a hippie, wine drinking, socialist, magician, and doctor to the sick?

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