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omfg ... no offense God that seemed like it took an eternity

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Yeah, like dividing the earth from the heavens, making fishes, etc. took seven days, but an Orange check mark took four months? Do you think god may have peaked too soon?

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🤭

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Mazel Tov God! ✡️☮️🙏❤️💙🐾

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Mazel Tough

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Brilliant 👏🏼🥂🫶🏼

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I would’ve thought the “walking water” thing would’ve done it but what do I know?

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I had no idea there was such a system here on Substack. Those of us who post for free are not included I guess. Interesting choice of color for the check marks, eh?

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Congrats, big G! Your faithful followers will not stop until you're #1 trending!! Now, about that poor lion-time to call the local SPCA on Donold-that poor lion looks not only confused, but upset that he has to endure that stench of poo and failure 💩

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I agree 1000 percent! How did the

King of the Jungle get duped into letting the lumpman on his back? I bet those maggats photoshopped this. They know not with whom they mess!

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Mazel tov! No one deserves it more.

But we have to do something about the ranking. That any of those orange suckers are the least bit more popular is a sin. Says a lot about their own insecurities that they find the need to make fun of a child.

Everyone do your part to like and repost!

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It is written.

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Well hallefuckinglujah!!!

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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 👏🏼😀🫶🏼

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One of my other fave combos!!!

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Lol

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Our love for you shall never dieeth. Congratulations. I'm assuming this comes with more smiting power. Have fun with that!

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Check marks?! God, you don’t need to be verified by anybody… let alone a silly checkmark. And remember God; a checkmark in school meant a wrong answer. 🤔

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It's so nice to wake up to God.

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Thou hast received validation. Congratulations to thee

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A Blessing indeed! ⭐️🙏⭐️

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Trump riding a lion is almost as laughable as shirtless Putin riding a bear!

At least when some fan did that for Obama, they made it intentionally comic by having Obama on a Velociraptor firing Uzis....

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Make America not America if you vote for Trump again!

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Ain't that the truth!

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Congrats on official status, God! I hope you do bump that deplorable Ann Coulter and surpass her in ratings. What a twat of a grown adult for making fun of a kid, Gus Walz. Unforgivable. But then again, I'm not God. I'm just human so she doesn't deserve my forgiveness or repsect.

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Ann Coulter, is a disgusting person to make fun of someone who has disabilities. Shame on you,

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