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You would think God of all entities would understand how percentages work.

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perhaps a god surcharge is in order and she should implement this immediately.

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What about tithing in-kind? As a farmer, I don’t usually have piles of drachmas lying around for the tithin’.

What I do have are a daughter, a wife, an automated milking machine that only stops when it is full, and a barn with three holes in the side.

I think you know where this is going so I’ll sum up: Forget about the tithing inflation and I’ll let you choose two holes to work with.

Just remember that one of them will still be the automated milking machine. Dems the rules. You write em, I just follow them.

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