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May 28Liked by God

I see Taylor Swift on one side and Jesus on the other side of my toast. I’m going to have my people contact her people. Jesus is already aware of the situation, thank You.

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May 28Author

WHOA

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May 28Liked by God

A letter grade. Ummm I’m going to say B+. But only cuz I don’t think you needed all the cussing I don’t think Bro J would talk like that….but that’s my opinion good job!

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May 29Author

understandable! for some reason I find it hilarious when Jesus curses a lot

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hence the ‘burnt toast scrolls’?

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May 28Author

yes! who could forget those sacred texts??

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yes… especially on ancient petrified toast.

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A+

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edible scripture…

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Truly food for thought.

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May 28Liked by God

A more strict way to say “ we don’t know”. Oy! A persons experience of divine is to that person for that person and anyone who chooses to believe. What the pope or Vatican or church has to say about it is irrelevant

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I'll up that to oy vey.

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What if... Just hear me out... what if I saw God on my breakfast toast? Is that even possible?

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May 28Author

Not unless I make a licensing deal with Big Bread or something.

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Top reporting, God. I did giggle 👍

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Ha

But Jesus was cool 😎

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May 28Liked by God

Way cool.

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May 28Liked by God

“Who died on the cross again? Was it Pope Francis? I didn’t think so.” I’m cry 😂

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Thorny issue, but you nailed it 👌 👏 👍.

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May 28Liked by God

A+

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This is an excellent piece of alchemical engineering non-Fiktion, but puns of the past prison sentence system ransom provision of poverty and piety have intervened and interfered with the archangel’s arrest arrangements for knowledge of rings and demon things in satellite pings. 😊

Dear God within, I give you an A++ 108% for Creative Writing Internship Recommendation for future funding sponsored by the Vatican Council and the Lyre Institute for Education Management.

Budget approval required and requested by intervention for $266 million dollars per archangel employee partner per year per person tax credit exempt from thievery and technology sector security breach investigation of invisible 🫥 people responsibility BS.

Is Jesus Christ the Head of the Bankrupt Treasury Church of Italy??…. and he’s run out of paper, run out of power, run out of ink, run out of stamps, run out of metal, run out of gas, run out of oil, run out of fuel, run out of water, run out of money, run out of electricity, run out of qualified expert doctors, run out of people, run out of peace, and run out of time to save his own authority paralysis diabolical diabetes diagnosis from perpetuating human suffering, violence, stupidity, mental cancer, sickness and death?

He supposedly conquered death, buuuuuut, like, he is entrusted by Solomon as a invisible person relegated to nature and homelessness, murder, indecency, slavery, prison, cemetery trespass, deception, pain, poverty, plague, placation, provocation, plantation, prostitution and begging. Where is the Demonic Force Denarius?!? We might need to summon the AntiChrist to charisma the world in parallel parables since Zeus is Jesus is Iscariot piling up debt in a nuclear power plant with his merman father….

Me thinks he needs a little help and encouragement for speaking in tongues. What’s next? He robbed me of his own technology riches and advantages by making it easier in the long run to ignore his mistakes and make sure that he is the only property provider prophet. I’m over it. I’m not sorry.

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Grade X: Where are the new norms regulations guidelines and provisions that took effect on May 19? They were not implemented and were not published. Please point your audience in the appropriate direction ASAP. My teenage son jumped from a second story building unscathed by Jesus pretending to be Satan to prove his poverty powers after May 19. I am not pleased with his actions nor am I pleased with his level of authority character or professional leadership management in the world by using group death insurance of Italy. Now my sons mattress has been moved around his bedroom by invisible AI people to prove a backward apparition. WTF. We might need some second coming insurance negotiations to convince Francis he is a loveable Franchise! He’s a perfect example of a perfect manager…. Henceforth why he is not a father…. And neither is Jesus. Hail, Caesar!!!! 😊😁😇 I like Taco Bell and their Tablet Software, especially the banking prison system attachment ! 🤤 Delicious to the Mother Mary, quite Contrary. Jesus was an oops baby! 🥰 Lol!

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Shame I can't post photos, but once I got a simulacrum of Satan manifesting on the back of a toilet door. does that count? (phot exists as proof! It happened in the grim Satanic stronghold of Barry, South Wales, if anyone's interested)

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This is simply Pope Francis wanting ALL the toast. ALL your toast are belong to Pope

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What if we make Saint Jesus syrup to go with the Saint Francis waffle toast?! Would that be fun? A new Saintly franchise?! 👹🥹😁

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Il Papa is going around calling himself "Jesus Christ, Jr.", or so I've heard.

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