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This is priceless! 🤣 May I repost? Russell Brand has always irritated 😤 me. I'm hoping God will turn him into a pillar of salt or cast him into outer darkness. Everyone, take heed and do a Monty Python, run away, run away.

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Jun 3Author

PLEASE repost LOL! I am relying on your likes, comments and reposts to grow!!

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The Guardian took note of the story, saying baptism is cheaper than legal fees. Ouch.

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Jun 3Author

😂

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Being mean to Katie Perry should have tipped everyone off.

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Jun 3Author

yup

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😂😂😂He’s such a douche!

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Jun 3Author

innit?

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Isn’t the Thames full of shit?

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Jun 3Author

hahahahah

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It is now.

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Jun 3Liked by God

Jeezh, when J.C. turns against you, there's no way back. Sucks to be you, R.B.!

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Jun 3Author

“It’s just been revoked!”

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Jun 3Liked by God

Russell Brand is just too …. off brand.

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Jun 3Author

yeah he sucks

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You are hilarious! My favorite new Stack

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Jun 3Author

whoa thank you so much! I’ll be here with new articles everyday!

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I've been trying to get my baptism revoked for years but a wellness retrest might be a bridge too far.

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Jun 3Author

😂

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So God, because you are omniscient, you already know that when I was a kid growing up in a Baptist church, I decided NOT to get baptized. Baptists choose when they want to be baptized. With the rampant hypocrisy I experienced at my church, sealing the deal with a public baptism did not seem like a good idea. Will I have problems down the road because I was never baptized?

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Jun 3Author

Good for you! You have no worries 😉

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I think we should all respect Jesus and his decision. He is the son of God after all. I think he made the right decision.

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Jun 3Author

Damn right 👍

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Jun 4Liked by God

I didn’t even know Brand was still shittin around.

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Jun 4Author

yup he’s gone full rogan

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Not harsh enough!

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Jun 4Author

thanks, Leon! noted!

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I enjoyed reading a bunch of your articles. I am only liking and restocking one. I don’t want you to think I’m a stalker.z

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Jun 10Author

Thanks so much! Like away! Your likes help more people see my posts!

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Jun 4Liked by God

I hope God Gob’s him next time ⚡️

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GO JC.

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Jun 3Author

💪

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