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Kathy J's avatar

Thank you, God, for saying what needs to be said! Christmas Eve, I was soaking in the sweetness of a few Christmas and holiday messages from different people and enjoying the warmth of their words. Then, a thought drifted through my mind, and I was wondering when the creep would send out his traditional, awful, negative message and how he would describe his foes. I moved on from the thought pretty quickly, it is just one of those things that is expected now. How sad is that? It is putrid to have a president that you just automatically know the holiday message (any holiday) will start off with an insult to "radical left scum" or "radical left losers" or any number of other stupid, juvenile insults. I did not go looking for it, and it was later Christmas afternoon when I became aware of it. That man is a broken vessel of bullshit.

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Alessandra Wutholen's avatar

Merry Christmas to you God! Thank you for the much needed laughter 🙏💝

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Judi Purcell's avatar

For something completely different, search out the Christmas day message from King Charles. He talks like he actually cares about people. And then also search for Jimmy Kimmel's message.

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Sarah3000's avatar

It's not Christmas without Donald Trump telling people they suck. He is Ebenezer Scrooge without the epiphany. He has ghosts Christmas past, present, and future but he's too dense to receive the message. Every insult he hurls is a confession. See above, "Merry Christmas to every sleazebag who loved Jeffrey Epstein." Talk about self incrimination. He couldn't sound more guilty if he tried.

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JP Connolly's avatar

Can't resist talking about it all. There will be more confessions and more outspoken.

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Tracy L Cooper's avatar

He can't burn in hell soon enough. No mercy.

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Cecilia Rodriguez Griffin's avatar

The orange scum bag is beyond pathetic. Thank you, dear God for all you do to help us through this nightmare. 💝

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Mark Carpenter's avatar

Trump has more money that God, AND he's President of the United States, and he writes an alternately self-pitying, then bullying Christmas "message" wishing death on his enemies?

DONALD TRUMP: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???

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TJ's avatar

Merry Christmas God.. What a fu*k twat sorry God but dang really missiles in the air striking Nigeria for what oil, gold or mineral rights.. because it has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with people. He hates all people even his own sorry ass… I mean who changes colors of makeup on an hourly basis from bronze, orange to tangerine color so often. What’s next the color of a cantaloupe guts.. keep the goop and seeds applied…

Let alone our government building multiple warehouse - yes fu*king warehouses to “store those people” for deportation or just what hanging around and putting them to work to build weapons or whatever the billionaires want and get a piece of bread and water per day as compensation…

WTF - God We’ve forgotten a time and place in Germany that we all declared loudly to Never Forget - Never Again..

Will admit look to the skies daily for a thunderstorm and lightening strike to land on a golf course in Florida on any of the putting greens of that course ..

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deniway's avatar

Merry Christmas, God and Happy Birthday, Jesus! We know it's really your half birthday since censuses back then were conducted during the Summer. Anyway, I am sure that you got my prayer this morning about delivering us from EVIL - and you know who I mean!

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Cat's avatar

Merry Christmas to the radical left God and Jesus for spreading joy and love through jokes and memes and karaoke, and the occasional smitedown. Trump may not have any friends, but you do.

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Gayla Bjork's avatar

Thank you God, your light shines through the darkness and gives me hope. Have a Happy New Year!

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Jana's avatar

Well stated, God! "His future is a horror story written by his crimes." I agree with that statement, totally! 💯 Hope you had a lovely Christmas.

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Richard's avatar

Yeah, the🍊🤡💩is a broken inside diapered toddler who is f**ken evil. He can go straight to hell to burn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

"Raped a girl till she gave birth then watched uncle drown it"

???

Much as I despise trump, this doesn't ring true.

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Matthew Ward's avatar

PROBABLY hyperbole. However, yesterday’s satire barely keeps pace with each unfolding reality.

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Hi God. Merry Christmas.

Please give us sources for the comment you made, which Lady Emsworth quoted above. I know you're God and all, but as a (sort of) scholar, I feel that statements like that need sources.

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Tracy L Cooper's avatar

Donald Trump witnessed infanticide during Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking crimes? DOJ documents share chilling details https://share.google/trN961JAXZGr1IyAm

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Barbara Balch's avatar

Wow. This is incredible. Thank you for the information.

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Jennifer HHj's avatar

“Ho ho holy shit “. 🤣

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