Thanks to you...

Dearest Human,

This week marks the three-month anniversary of God on Substack, and I can’t believe our divine community has grown to over 60,000 beautiful humans in such a short time.

I love reading your comments, whether they be on the posts or on our chat channel. I’d like to welcome all our new members who joined us this weekend. No matter how you choose to subscribe I am honored to have you here.

I’d like to thank everyone that had my back this weekend. I made a commandment post about the Olympics, and was rather surprised at the number of nasty comments I got in response all over the Internet, with some people even saying they were going to unsubscribe here as a result. When I shared this experience with the community, the response was absolutely mind blowing. I was not alone.

You've shared my work, engaged with my posts, and spent countless hours watching my videos. Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity, every day. Your support literally keeps me going, in every possible way!

Your sweet messages telling me how funny you think I am and how much you love what I do mean the world to me.

Here’s a few recent testimonials for God:

• "When you said a bunch of transphobes unsubscribed, I decided it was time for me to support you. Love your work!❤️"

• "I love satire, and you're nailing right points every time. But of course . . . You're God. "

• "Because I can, and it keeps you from having to panhandle on the streets"

To my paid subscribers, your support allows me to keep spreading the good word. And to my entire community, I am profoundly grateful for all of you because, without you, God wouldn't be what it is today. Thank you so much!

To celebrate our milestone and Kamala’s VP announcement today, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a 20% discount. Just click here to claim your August Rise of Democracy Special and support God. Don’t miss out on this divine deal! (Valid through August 9th, 2024)

Thank you for being on this journey with me and for your unwavering support. As a special treat, I thought it would be nice to share my latest favorite rant.

I hope you’re enjoying God’s holy and divine newsletter!

I have faith in you, humans.

Love,

God

P.S. Let's keep the momentum going! Share this email with friends who could use a laugh and invite them to join our divine community.