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Kay-El's avatar

I’ll crawl to the ballot box if I have to. No chance in hell I’m letting up. Does that give me a shot at heaven?

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God's avatar

Yup! 😊

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America Carter's avatar

...over broken glass if necessary. I'm with you!

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John S. Way's avatar

I am absolutely with you. Whatever it takes, ill be there.

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John Pantzer's avatar

You are literally the best god I know. Thank you for helping us/me deal with all this bulls#it in the USA. I love you too.

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Lucifer Sam, Siam Cat's avatar

I hear Donold did a good deed this New Year’s Day and went to the Red Cross for a donation of a pint of Velveeta

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Katrina Ludvig's avatar

I love how MAGA doesn't trust science and doctors. Go ahead and do what you want, and we can watch Darwinism in action.

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Chaos Goblin's avatar

While aspirin can thin blood and help lower risk of heart attack, that same blood thinning property can also make certain brain bleeds/strokes worse. Keep digging Donno...

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Ah yes that is another risk he is taking to go along withdevelopong bleeding ulcers for the same reason

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Sarah3000's avatar

Dear God,

One of the things that keeps me going is the daily dose of Schadenfreude you provide. Please let the fall happen so it is heard around the world. Bless the Democrats so they win back Congress and can hand out the FAFO the Republicans have so absolutely earned. Amen.

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Bikracer's avatar

I loved The Never ending Story both book and movie!

I may have to watch it right now!

I broke my foot on Christmas morning so I have plenty of time to watch it!

Happy New Year God!

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Ralph Hensley's avatar

God, I come before you once again asking that you touch his shriveled little black heart

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Bronwyn Halls's avatar

What with? A cattle prod … a branding iron …

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Richard's avatar

Well, the 🍊🤡💩 eats crappy food and never exercises! He’s a walking talking ticking time bomb that is just about ready to blow up. Btw, I’m saving a bottle of the good stuff and will pop it open when I hear the news that he died. I’m a registered voter since 1979 and have never missed an election.

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Right there with you but have about 10 years on you so lets get this show moving so we can see the finale

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Lynn Brezina's avatar

Happy New Year, God. Bless us everyone, that we clean this house, spit spot.

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Robot Bender's avatar

Let's hope he's pumping Velveeta. That stuff's so nasty that in Wisconsin we use it to glue furniture together. 😆

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Two thoughts from and RN. He will probably develop a bleeding ulcer due to the diet being combined with the high dose aspirin. I have had many a patient almost and in some cases die from the bleeding ulcers too much aspirin can cause. Now with the swelling in the legs there is a good chance that will lead to weeping which is the excess fluid has no where to go so the legs start to release the fluid just like you have a cut and bleed the legs release the lymph fluid in a yellowish color fluid and he will have lower clothing wet and shoe and sock will slosh from the fluid. Typical "I know what is best for me" attitude. I have seen it all and it is not pretty,,,

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Kay-El's avatar

Good lord that’s an awful visual.... but befitting to such a man as Trump.

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Ann Panda's avatar

Do you think that's what happened to Henry VIII? I read that he had weeping ulcers on his legs and I always wondered why.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Henry's leg ulcers were due partly to a previous jousting injury - and likely diabetes.

Wouldn't surprise me to hear trump is diabetic too.

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Teri Gelini's avatar

They probably also became seriously infected and the infection killed him. Plus if he was diabetic that delays all healing. Ad it is definitely a good probability that drumpf is diabetic with his weight and other issues

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Susan's avatar

Thank you, for you!

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PamBerg's avatar

Hey God, Remember when MY mother, a constant Aspirin user, burned a hole thru her stomach and almost died? Let him keep washing that stuff down.

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Teri Gelini's avatar

That's exactly what I wrote about the aspirin issue.

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Pam Lynn's avatar

DJT really doesn’t understand blood…..thick blood doesn’t POUR through your veins, it gets sticky and clogs up and forms blood clots. Maybe that much aspirin will make his brain bleed, who onoes

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

If his brain bleeds, it'll be the first time anything has moved through it in years. . .

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

A month ago, I survived a 2.5-cm brain bleed, thus exhausting greater Miami’s supply of cerebral dumb luck. The doctors had nothing to say about the viscosity of my blood, so DJT might as well crump.

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Bronwyn Halls's avatar

There is a man called DonOld Trump

Whose brain is in a badly crump-

Led state, and should his body dump

His life, the world will sing dance thump.

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Teri Gelini's avatar

one can hope

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Jennifer Roussel's avatar

Thank you for keeping us ragtag band of rebels in good spirits!

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