Thou Shalt Not Complain About Giving Children Free Lunches When You Are Forcing Them To Give Birth

They’re grasping at plastic straws again.

Tim Walz is, as Moses wouldst say, a complete and total mensch. He’s Ted Lasso meets Mr. Rogers—a teacher and a coach who can deliver jokes. Prime-time ready and frankly, slaying it at work, Tim is charming as all get out. And thus, the right-wing is freaking out. The Walz are closing in.

So what do they do? What …