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It’s truly delicious that the theme song used at Trump’s rally is the theme song from the Titanic movie! Are they foreseeing the future?

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Wonder if Celine will send him a cease and desist letter 🤣

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She did!

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I like to think so!

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She did!!

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Wondering the same

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Yes!

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That was my first thought.

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Unintended irony.

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Let’s hope. Read Dean Obeidallah’s Substack today.

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What future? They, and their fellow Repulsicans have no future.

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Exactly

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Reminds me of Boris Johnson assuring us that Brexit would be "a titanic success" with zero irony.

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“The Walz are closing in.” GO GOD!!

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I chuckled at that one too 😅

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My favourite sentence from this piece:

"If Donold were ever floating upon a piece of driftwood in the Atlantic, we all know he wouldn’t make room for Melania—she’d sink faster than Leonardo DiCaprio".

This needs a meme putting out on Threads. Please, God, please make that happen. It's priceless!

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dear god,

another fantastic piece.

i love this: "When Donold’s rally was over, they played the Titanic song “My Heart Will Go On,” by Celine Dion. It was a bit on the nose, even for Me.

It’s a fitting anthem for a sinking ship."

thank you for all of this bounteous plenty. (plenteous bounty?)

love

myq

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These Hitler satires are hilarious and so right on, anyone know who's making them?

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there are more of them? That one was pretty spot on.

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Who thought we could make Hitler funny? (Although now I’m remembering some other satires of him.) But this dubbing is very clever. Thank you, God, for all you do no matter what the size of your . . . crowd.

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Desperation is a delicious dish to watch these losers chow down on…

Donnie Von Weirdly is the old doddering man now, with JDV as his creepy cousin in law. Majestic MAGA movement! Can’t wait for the “debates”, as if anything needs debating with these heinous traitors 🇺🇸

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Well done, God. The oxygen in the room now available allows for the deep breathing of focus, perseverance and hope. It’s not complicated.

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Holy shit! This is one of the most brilliant commentaries I've read since I can remember. It's funny, it's witty, it's brilliant, it's educational, and relevant and interesting. The voice over on the Hitler tape is excellent in terms of achieving parody and and satire. It is so hilarious and (to me) very factual.

Thank you for lifting my day.

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That's why I became a member of the flock....join us..we are not a cult, I promise

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No worries! A former atheist, I am now a firm believer!

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I grew up with Kotex pads in the bathtub I shared with my sister. My mother even sent me to the grocery store to buy them. It didn’t scar me.

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That Hitler clip is the gift that keeps on giving and giving and giving ....

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Really?

Playing the “sinking song” at Donold’s fascist’s rally?

It’s like the exchange from Animal House when they feel beaten: o

Bluto (John Belushi): Hey! What's all this laying around shit?

Stork (Tim Matheson) : What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron?

D-Day : [to Bluto] War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto : What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter : [to Boon] Germans?

Boon : Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto : And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard of something to say]

Bluto : The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

The rethuglicans are as stupid as a fictional character who is played to be stupid.

Of course, Forrest Gump comparisons are at the plenty, too, but Animal House…classic.

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…the Germans bombed harbor…?

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Well, Bluto said so! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Good on you, Mark. You git the joke.

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I don’t know why those weirdo’s are freaking out about tampons in the boys locker rooms even if it were true. My daughter played high school basketball and the visiting teams would use the boys locker room.

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I actually pointed that out to a "friend" on Facebook who was of course spreading misinformation about Walz's record. I don't generally get into things with my friends on Facebook, but every single post this guy puts out is from Fox...so I generally counter with multiple articles showing that the information Fox put out is wrong lol Funny, after I posted about girls of opposing teams using boy's locker rooms he had nothing else to say.

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Did the same thing. I know full well that I won't change their mind, but I'm hoping to educate the "I don't think I'll vote this time" crowd.

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I glad we are all pushing back. We need to call out their lies every single time. Silence is compliance.

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More elemental than that. Schools don't have visitors' locker rooms, never had. But that is typical Trumptard shit -- make up something about nothing and complain about it in a damaging way, then stick to the lie. But your case is different. You found a way to shut one of them up. He/she won't believe t, but it did shut them up.

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My 2 cents? Trumps supporters are the type that are easily angered and he gets that. He plays the republicans like a Jerry Springer producer played their guests. He gets his crowd all riled up then acts innocent. I also smite him

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Amen!

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Titanic is so right! Y'all Queda is sinking!

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Don’t call me weird, I just demand to see your genitals! Bwa ha ha great snake meme you got there, God!

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