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Deborah DeBusk's avatar

Every time I think trump cannot go lower he pulls out a shovel and goes subterranean. He is without a doubt the worse human on the planet.

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Judi Purcell's avatar

Now or has ever been!

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Mary Hall's avatar

For fifty fking years I have been saying that the "bottom of the barrel" for Rethuglicans is through the center of the molten Earth and out the other side. There is no bottom.

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Maria K.'s avatar

He is so subterranean he is practically popping out on the other side at this point.

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Carol j's avatar

He is NOT human. He is the hollow husk of something that once may have had a small chance to become human. We are seeing even that remnant disintegrating day by day.

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Bronwyn Halls's avatar

In Trumpworld, poor people are losers. Lower than dirt. Born to be trodden on. Lesser than the stinking dead fungal skin between his rotting toes.

You gotta have poor people somewhere, though: desperate enough to do all the work for a plank in the barracks and some gruel now and then. But you want them behind a barb-wire wall, with no exit and no rights — especially no voting rights. Voting's a game for the rich where you get to string up the strange fruit losers.

All the women gotta be young, pneumatic, with long blonde hair. All the men have to have white skin and a three word vocabulary: "Oh, yes, Sire!"

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Karyn Milos's avatar

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCKETY. HEEEEYYYY.

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We already have paths to citizenship, Felon Fuckwit. At least we did, until you started bulldozing them like you've done to the East Wing, and to everything else in your path.

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TrashPandaParty's avatar

Donald and Peter are killing presumed innocent people because they are "narcoterrorists" but he pardoned a man that trafficked tons of cocaine into the US. Honduras is going to arrest him. He's gonna wish he was still in jail in the US. Womp, womp.

Donald and Peter have decided they are pirates and stole a tanker because of "Iran terrorists." But he accepted a 400 million dollar jet from Qatar, who funds Hamas. He's also BFFs with Mohammed Bin Salman who is a known terrorist and who murdered Jamal Khashoggi.

Now citizenship is for sale, if you're a millionaire you're in. I fully expect that there will be very rich people from the Middle East with ties to terrorist organizations who will get a gold card. Since Qatar will have access to Mountain Home AFB... I guess we'll see how this shakes out.

We really need the checks and balances part of the government to do their job. Hopefully we won't implode before the midterms.

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Bren M's avatar

Because we don’t have enough billionaires in this country not paying taxes and using all of our resources currently.

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Don Kasparek's avatar

I hope you can find it within yourself to help burst that bubble much sooner rather than later. You go, god!

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Sarah Douglas's avatar

Trump and his ilk are the complete antithesis of actual Christianity.

Trump Gold Cards = Golden Calf Vibes

Hope you can have the holiday time that you need. Wishing you all peace and sending solidarity from the UK.

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Janet Addis's avatar

Maybe the next time he falls asleep, they could move him to a jail cell and leave him there. It might solve a few problems in the short term

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Mary Hall's avatar

I like the cut of your jib!

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Janet Addis's avatar

Thank you. I aim to please

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Denise Palesch's avatar

Loser Trump lost again.

Kilmar Ábrego García was ordered released by federal Maryland court, reports the Guardian.

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Eve Alman Goldstein's avatar

I hope you are right and the felon/pedo and his disgusting family are “going down.” To hell? For sure. But will they be held accountable while they are still here? He just continues to get away with the most awful things. Thou shalt not lie, murder, commit adultery, steal, worship idols, covet…. He’s broken all the commandments and all the rules. Who will step up and stop him? The Reps? Doubtful. The Dems? Laughable.

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Concerned Citizen's avatar

I hope he and his whole family goes down quickly!

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Denise Palesch's avatar

In the Hollywood movie, he and his family would be on the Hindenburg approaching Lakehurst, NJ.

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Richard's avatar

Geez, now it’s Trump Gold Cards! His dipshit supporters will be wasting their $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on the worthless stupid shit cards. The 🤡🍊💩is a snake oil saleman! 🤪

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Charlie's avatar
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I *think* this is a shakedown of big corporations--like Big Tech that wants to keep their HB-1 visa hires.

More fools they! They thought they could buy Trump's favor by larding him with bags of cash and gold apples. Instead they just demonstrated to him how free and easy they are with cash. "Hand it over," says Trump.

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TrashPandaParty's avatar

The gold cards are to buy citizenship. They cost one million for individuals, two million for corporations, and there's a 15k application fee. There will also be a five million dollar platinum card (not available yet) that offers tax cuts and other benefits.

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Mike Morilak's avatar

I hope the gullible people who are considering this ridiculous purchase will think before opening their wallets. Once trump is gone and the federal government is back in rational hands, these 'gold card' citizenships can be revoked without refund.

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Linda Laz's avatar

Oh God, is Archangel Michael around to whip some whoop-ass on this criminal? Is he trying to be worse than hitler? Gold cards? Seriously? With his ugly mug on them? Barf! Can we torture him just a little bit, dear Lord?

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Norab33's avatar

I'd like to see a true shakedown on where this money will end up.....I'll bet a million that its squarely into Trumplestiltskin's family pockets.

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Phyllosaurus53's avatar

THAT FUCKING EXCREMENT BASTARD!

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