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Good luck with this one, God. He hasn't listened to you in 78 years, why should he start now. He says you intervened (OH FUCK!!!!! PLEASE!!!) when he turned his head to the side causing a marksman to miss a 142-yard shot by a fraction of an inch, and now he is a changed man. He's already gone back to being Trump. Just smite the asshole already. I've never asked you to do stupid shit like help my kid win a little league game or make my Superbowl bet come true, but I'm praying to you to help the Democrats turn this "too old to run" bullshit back in the MAGAturds.

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Amen

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😂

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Please don't like my comment. I appreciate you share my views, but I don't need 30 emails a day telling me that.

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🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼I laughed so hard, thank you.

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Didn't he fall asleep at the RNC when his son was speaking on the stage?

Nap time for grandpa! Either way he still seems competent enough to stand trial and go to prison.

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In fairness, if I had to listen to a Trump (any Trump) give a speech, I would also fall asleep, or pray for sleep, or maybe death.

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Don the Con also lost to the sleepies every day of his criminal trial

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I am concerned about Trump's age also, but I'm far more concerned about the fact that he's Trump. TBH, if Trump were seriously affected by his age and if he were (god forbid!) elected again, I would consider any deleterious results of his age as a great benefit if that might limit the amount of damage he will try to inflict on America and the world as President. But that's a huge "if." In the real world, the only good option is to keep him out of office and (especially) away from power.

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Leave him be!! He’s easier to beat as long as he keeps showing his ass. If they run someone/anyone else, most of the obvious counterpoints are gone! Age? Senility? Criminality? Let him self-destruct, right out in public. His cult won’t wander away. They will just wither aimlessly with no way to rally. Let them crawl back under the rocks from where they were called.

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To be clear, I know for a fact he will never drop out. Just saying this for, ya know, funsies.

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I hope God follows your wise counsel.

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Hey, You did not put Methuselah in charge, so we should learn from Your decision.

How come it's so hard for people to accept Your statements?

Ever since Moses came down from the mountaintop with those 15 -- I mean, those 10 -- Commandments, people keep breaking Your laws....

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Very nice shot, Mel! P.S., enjoyed the movie.

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I'm certain that one of those five broken Commandments told people not to carry deadly weapons and use them....

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Or maybe god mistakenly thought that people would understand that if they were not supposed to kill, carrying deadly weapons around on a regular basis and for no particular reason also might be a bad idea.

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HEY WAITAMINNIT I'm 77 and I fix people's wifi. Besides, you're older :P

Stil, AMEN to Turdmouth dropping out.

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AMen, but his age is the least of our worries. It's the fools that actually do think he's the anointed--and there are a lot of them--that brings the worry. They think his ramblings are a deep message. Yeah, smite him already.

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Funny or not, this is spot on.

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AMEN!!

Thank you, Lord for saying that.

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he shouldn't be allowed be allowed to run, he is a convicted felon AND he is mentally deranged.

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We all praise your initiative and remarkable effort God. Each and everything you said was on point. I can feel a relief of sorts knowing that you feel us all being so trapped down here. Thanks for the chuckle.

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And AMEN!!

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Not just amen, but AMEN!!

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God, sometimes ya just got smack ‘em upside the head. Aren’t all those hamberders starting to clog arteries?

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Let cholesterol do the work

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Verily!

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Amen!

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Amen!

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