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“Pulled the gun from his tiny, alive hands”….😂😂

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He got trigger fingered. Excellent collum, hands down. ✋

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I could be wrong but isn’t a convicted felon allowed to own a gun and is not allowed to vote?

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He can’t vote…correct.

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Wrong unfortunately.

Donald Trump can vote in November’s election provided he is not incarcerated on Election Day, according to Florida and New York laws and contrary to online posts saying he is ineligible to vote after his May 30 felony conviction in New York.

Trump’s home state of Florida defers to the jurisdiction where the conviction occurred, and in New York State Trump would be eligible to vote unless he is incarcerated at the time, a New York election board spokesperson told Reuters.

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Now that “-“(45 RPST FELON) has been duly convicted, that put the kibosh on another last minute impulse shopping spree at the gun store (for an NRA photo op). Wahhh-WUHHH.

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No worries. The convicted felon can still blabber on about nothing that anyone with half a brain can understand. His tongue should swell to a hundred times its size.

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How could he strangle anyone with those tiny hands?

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Yeah, they’ll need tiny handcuffs for the Current Felon, or he’ll be able to slip them off. (See the wonderful illustration on the cover of the New Yorker. Priceless.)

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I saw it, f**king brilliant.

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But his Maga minions might do it for him claiming it's their constitutional right! Then Donald will take zero responsibility and say that's not what I meant when I tweeted , "these fine supporters of mine will do anything I say...but I didn't really mean it"

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Yep, fuck his life.

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Poor Donny🤣😂🤣

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Hahahaha! I’m dyin over here! This is the best!😂😂😂

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He will never get to shoot someone on 5th Avenue legally. If he does so illegally, it’ll prolly be his foot.

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Ift love to see him with a gun LMFAO! For sure he'd shoot himself in the foot. Clown hair has no idea how to handle a weapon. Clear the room tho.

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Oops…NOT allowed to own a gun

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Why does he need a gun when he has the Secret Service to protect him??! NS does he lose that if he goes to the bog house?

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Let’s face it, djt is a coward. Always has been and will be. But he is a great manipulator so he will easily be able to get one of his maga dipshits to do it for him. He may not even have to ask. They will just do it on their own. Assuming a presidential pardon. But everyone knows djt never pays his bills or keeps his promises.

When the democrats win it could turn to dangerous times.

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His Ballad of Lucy Jordan moment:

"At the age of eighty seven, he realised

He'd never shoot a bullet

Down Fifth Avenue, with the warm praise of his voters..."

Apologies to Shel Silverstein. Artistic licence applied.

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