I admit feeling like I have been deep in a nightmare the last ten days but if not that then it must be a hell full of good but failed intentions. Sorry we messed up so badly. You gave us Paradise and we put up a parking lot.
I love the rapport between the two of you. I do like the suggestion someone made of could you create another earth for us because some of us are really tired of the hell that we’re in now. Keep going. We need you more than ever.
God, maybe you could find another planet for those of us who don't want to remain in Earth-hell. This is the only thing positive I can think of right now, sorry. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!
God...you and Jesus seem like you're having too much fun watching this creation of yours go completely nuts. Please do tell - why are you letting this all happen? It is because we let our mother-in-law's calls go to voice mail? We didn't rewind our Blockbuster videos a few times back in the day? Is it because some get "your" and "you're" mixed up? Or maybe we took some questionable $20 deduction on our taxes once? How do we all deserve this Hell? Care to let us in on the grand plan and what you've got in mind? (I do have to say though, good to know that God likes to drop some serious F-bombs like the rest of us!)
The Rump is in pain. His life has from day 1 been one big haemorrhoid: he might once have been smart enough to see the ethical horror in which he lived.
He should have got out and not tried to do and be what his maniac father demanded.
But he didn't, and is now completely nuts.
To ease the pain he tries to carve the external world into "the right shape", but it will never work.
Haemorrhoids are internal, Rumpy.
You need surgery on yourself, on your spirit.
What we need is an Obi Wan Kenobi. A Carl Sagan. A Dalai Lama…
Meh, I dunno; I've read Mary Trump's book on him (and it seemed like it was written in a white-hot rage to be published ASAP before 2020 was over), and it seems like he was pretty much always Daddy's Boy and enjoying all the favoritism Freddy was showering on him (there's that /water/ thing again...). Of course, considering Mary's dad, Donold's brother, pretty much drank himself into an early grave as a direct result of the "family dynamic" going on, she might be a wee tad biased...
But iirc, it was yet another reason why she went into psychology and got her PhD in it.
It'll take more than 4 years for the Democratic Party to get their act together. If the 100% ineffectiveness of the heads of the Party couldn't be turned around by the 2024 Election, can someone talk me out of starting a new replacement second party?
**Also, #Project2025 was organically viral way before the Dem Party picked up on it
I admit feeling like I have been deep in a nightmare the last ten days but if not that then it must be a hell full of good but failed intentions. Sorry we messed up so badly. You gave us Paradise and we put up a parking lot.
You're wonderful. "... put up a parking lot."
I forgot that song, and shame on me. ❤️
They should call the brain worm to testify against RFK Jr.
The poor worm probably left RFK,Jr’s brain because he was starving to death.
Hell might be an upgrade from Trump and MAGA…
At least Lucifer basically makes sense and doesn’t sell out to the highest bidder, get some respect for yourselves conservatives 🇺🇸
I love the rapport between the two of you. I do like the suggestion someone made of could you create another earth for us because some of us are really tired of the hell that we’re in now. Keep going. We need you more than ever.
The multi-verse theory has appeal, if we could figure out how to migrate there is all it takes.
I never would have known about the bus driver and gargling balls if not for You. You're the sugar in my coffee, God.
Hi God and Heyzuse, loving the schadenfreude
God, maybe you could find another planet for those of us who don't want to remain in Earth-hell. This is the only thing positive I can think of right now, sorry. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!
Just, God, please don't let the colonization be led by SpaceX and Skunk Musk... X-P
Thank you for this! The laughs and overall sanity you provide is much needed.
Thank you! I needed that. And that was a really funny God joke. I'm still laughing.
My husband hates it when I shop by myself. He wants his input.
Is it your money you're spending or his? If it isn't his, to hell with him, he doesn't get a say in it.
God...you and Jesus seem like you're having too much fun watching this creation of yours go completely nuts. Please do tell - why are you letting this all happen? It is because we let our mother-in-law's calls go to voice mail? We didn't rewind our Blockbuster videos a few times back in the day? Is it because some get "your" and "you're" mixed up? Or maybe we took some questionable $20 deduction on our taxes once? How do we all deserve this Hell? Care to let us in on the grand plan and what you've got in mind? (I do have to say though, good to know that God likes to drop some serious F-bombs like the rest of us!)
Hello fellas..!
Xoxo
hiiii 😊
The Rump is in pain. His life has from day 1 been one big haemorrhoid: he might once have been smart enough to see the ethical horror in which he lived.
He should have got out and not tried to do and be what his maniac father demanded.
But he didn't, and is now completely nuts.
To ease the pain he tries to carve the external world into "the right shape", but it will never work.
Haemorrhoids are internal, Rumpy.
You need surgery on yourself, on your spirit.
What we need is an Obi Wan Kenobi. A Carl Sagan. A Dalai Lama…
Meh, I dunno; I've read Mary Trump's book on him (and it seemed like it was written in a white-hot rage to be published ASAP before 2020 was over), and it seems like he was pretty much always Daddy's Boy and enjoying all the favoritism Freddy was showering on him (there's that /water/ thing again...). Of course, considering Mary's dad, Donold's brother, pretty much drank himself into an early grave as a direct result of the "family dynamic" going on, she might be a wee tad biased...
But iirc, it was yet another reason why she went into psychology and got her PhD in it.
Dear God, perhaps you should review what happened to the Unitedstates after the Civil war. We are still living with some of the consequences.
It'll take more than 4 years for the Democratic Party to get their act together. If the 100% ineffectiveness of the heads of the Party couldn't be turned around by the 2024 Election, can someone talk me out of starting a new replacement second party?
**Also, #Project2025 was organically viral way before the Dem Party picked up on it
Excellent episode as usual god and Jesus! Keep the faith! Fight on!