Dear Humans,
While it may feel like an eternity, it’s only been TEN DAYS since America’s worst President returned to the White House. It’s become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.
As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days.
1. Trump Supporters Getting Fired Or Deported
We expose how Donold’s very expensive and cruel racism managed to raise coffee prices.
God attacks the racist masculinity complex and defines what it really means to be a man.
People who voted for Trump are now tragically being either fired or deported.
In light of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico, God has a new, official name for the United States of America and Texas.
And we wrap with some uplifting news… because we have to have things to look forward to for this planet!
While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!
2. Join The Rebellion
Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.
We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.
"I support your work to help me stay sane. I love your political satire since I no longer have a country I can call my own. Never thought that I would find myself living in a freaking autocracy." — Tom
So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.
Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.
Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.
Love,
God And Jesus
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