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Jesus Revokes Baptism From Russell Brand After Just One Month
HEAVEN - In a surprising celestial decree, Jesus Christ has officially revoked Russell Brand's baptism, just a month after the comedian took the holy plunge in the River Thames. The Son of God cited "unforeseen circumstances and ongoing spiritual disruptions" as reasons for the unprecedented retraction.
Punxsutawney Phil Predicts 5 More Months of "What About Hunter Biden?"
Trump Realizes He Will Never Get To Shoot Somebody On 5th Avenue
In an ironic twist of fate, former President Donald Trump, who once famously claimed he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue without losing any voters, had his New York gun permit revoked yesterday following his recent felony conviction. This unexpected development has left Trump reflecting on the dashed dreams of his infamous hypothetical scenario.
I Image Of Trump Only Time He Will Ever Be Happy
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