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The God Pod Weekly Recap (06.09.24)
GOD POD NEWS
Jesus Revokes Baptism From Russell Brand After Just One Month
HEAVEN - In a surprising celestial decree, Jesus Christ has officially revoked Russell Brand's baptism, just a month after the comedian took the holy plunge in the River Thames. The Son of God cited "unforeseen circumstances and ongoing spiritual disruptions" as reasons for the unprecedented retraction.
Punxsutawney Phil Predicts 5 More Months of "What About Hunter Biden?"
Trump Realizes He Will Never Get To Shoot Somebody On 5th Avenue
In an ironic twist of fate, former President Donald Trump, who once famously claimed he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue without losing any voters, had his New York gun permit revoked yesterday following his recent felony conviction. This unexpected development has left Trump reflecting on the dashed dreams of his infamous hypothetical scenario.
I Image Of Trump Only Time He Will Ever Be Happy
Trump Lets Out Wicked Fart During Interview With Dr. Phil
Trump Begs the Supreme Court to Make His Penis Bigger
Dolly Parton Fan Army Declares ‘Operation Rhinestone Shield,’ Seizes Offices of ‘The Federalist’
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a bold and unexpected move, the Dolly Parton Fan Army has launched "Operation Rhinestone Shield," successfully seizing the offices of conservative news site "The Federalist." The fan army, known for their fierce loyalty and bedazzled denim jackets, began their takeover early Saturday morning. Witnesses report a convoy of pink Cadill…
PODCAST
God and Jesus Laugh at Trump's Felony Conviction for a Solid 30 Minutes (VIDEO)
Happy Pride Month! What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we first heard the news that Trump was convicted, and everything that’s happened since. We discuss: Cult leader convicted Cult leader’s followers go apeshit
Which story or episode was your favorite this week? Let me know in the comments!
In case you missed it, here’s last week’s recap!
I loved the one about TFG losing his guns! I hadn't realized that until your post and I couldn't stop laughing🤣
Hi God 👋. I just found out that Flag Day is also the birthday of Donald Trump. Is this just coincidence or is this one of your incredible jokes 🤔.