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Laura Loomer Banned From Bluesky Within One Hour

Jimmy Carter Passed At Perfect Time To Send Middle Finger To Donald Trump

Trump Voters Turn On Trump

MAGA vs. Elon, Day 2

MAGA Declares War on Elon Musk, Plans Boycott

Miserable Pricks Spent Christmas Home Alone

From God's Family To Yours

Give the Gift of Letters from God

MAGA Separated From Their Families At Christmas

What Should I Get Jesus For Christmas??

NYPD Make Luigi Look Like a Biblical Martyr

Thou Shalt NOT Let Billionaires Take Over the World!

Your Reviews Are In!

Richest Prick on Planet Owns US President

Fuck Thy Thoughts and Prayers

The God Pod Holiday Special!

His Supporters Are Turning On Him

Thou Shalt Not Give Up the Fight

Thou Shalt Not Kill Applies To Everyone

This Week in God’s Inbox

Thou Shalt Not Allow Polio to Come Back

Nancy “Dumbass”Mace Caught Using Burner Account

CEOs Are Afraid

Scott Jennings' Fake Christianity Gets Called Out To His Face

Jess Piper Brings Rural Wisdom and Progressive Fire to The God Pod

Those Who Make Peaceful Revolution Impossible

Right Wing Podcasters' Fans Turn On Them Over Healthcare

Your Reviews Are In!

Jesus Unimpressed by Hotness of Suspect

Every American Hates US Health System

Thou Shalt Not Deny People Health Insurance

MAGA Are Fighting Each Other

Thou Shalt Not Groove to YMCA Whilst Making Gay Marriage Illegal Again

Corporate Media Freaks Out Over Hunter Biden Pardon

I Should've Pardoned My Son Too

Why Democrats Must Leave X

Let Them Drink Raw Milk

JD Vance Poses as Trump’s Wife

Why God Is Thankful Today

MAGA Separated From Their Families At Thanksgiving

Trump Voters Suddenly Very Worried About Tariffs

Farmers Freaking Over Deportations

Matt Gaetz Joins Cameo

Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome

SMITE! Matt Gaetz Defeated!

Trump Voters Furious as Walmart Warns Tariffs Will Raise Prices

Thou Shalt Stop Calling Everyone a Pedo When You Voted for Pedos

God Interviews Evan Hurst of 'The Moral High Ground'

Thou Shalt Not Obey In Advance

World War 3: Global Criminals VS. You

They're Already Turning On Each Other

Red State Voters Googled ‘How to Change My Vote’

Announcing Project 2029

InfoWars Loses InfoWar

QAnon Makes Pedophile Top Cop

Someone Must Be Held Responsible for This Disaster.

What The Fuck Just Happened??

They're Losing Their Wives

Can We Please Not Call It "The Resistance" This Time??

Morons Learn What They Voted For

How To Win Again

How are you feeling?

God. Damn. It.

Footage Leaks of Donold Pouting After Debate

In The Midnight Hour...

RATS ABANDON SHIP

God Announces Live Election Coverage

Donold's Crowd Size BRUTALLY Fact-Checked by Cameraman

SMITE! Kamala Now Leading Donold In Iowa

God's Favorite Memes of the Week

If You Support Firing Squads, What Does That Make You?

Fascists Will Always Lose Because They Are Stupid As Fuck

Violently Orange Man Rides Garbage Truck

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Republican and American Badass, Endorses Kamala Harris

Kamala’s 75,000+ Crowd MUCH Bigger Than Donold’s Jan. 6 Crowd

Imagine Bombing So Hard You Accidentally Defeat Fascism

SMITE! JD Vance’s Racist Bestie Banned From CNN

MEGA SMITE! 200,000 People Cancel Washington Post Subscriptions After Refusal to Endorse

SMITE! Demented Felon's Fascist Cosplay Will Lose Him The Election

God Passes Ann Coulter, Reaches #69 On The Charts

Democracy Dies In Cowardice

"Who Gives A Damn?": Cooper and Hannity Blasted Over Hypocritical Coverage

Elon Musk Exposed As Putin’s Pawn

Donald Trump Is A Fascist

Kamala Condemns Donald's Hitler Worship

The McDonald's Location That Hosted Trump's PR Stunt Is Getting Review Bombed

This Obama Moment Is Not Getting the Attention it Deserves

Tapper’s ‘Penis’ Barrage Leaves Johnson Begging for Mercy

The Biggest Newspaper In Texas Just Endorsed Ted Cruz's Opponent

Thou Shalt Not Pretend to Work at McDonald’s When You Don’t Care About Poor Folks

Demented Felon Rants About Dead Guy's Dick

Elon’s $100 Swing Voter Bribe Fail

Russell Brand is Shilling a $240 Amulet To Protect You From Danger

Is Donold Sitting On A Puppy Pad?

Jim Gaffigan Destroys Donald As Melania Watches

Kamala Just Trolled Some Hecklers So Hard

Republican Voter Smokes Donold With One Question

5 Times Colin Allred Smited Ted Cruz Last Night

Jimmy Carter Lived Long Enough To Vote For Kamala Harris Today

"Give 'em Hell, 54th!"

We Want The Black President

Fascist Karaoke Nightmare 2024

A Message From Jesus To Trump Supporters

He Left Them Stranded In The Desert

You Make This Possible!

5 Things That Made Jesus Smile This Week

God's Weekly Meme Dump

Tim Walz Just Trolled The Antichrist So Hard

Wait, I Thought I Controlled The Weather?

Demented Loser Blames Empty Seats on People Going to the Bathroom

OMG! Donald’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles Were Made in China

‘I’m Basically a Truthful Person’ *LAUGHTER*

Kamala Puts Country Over Party, Donold Puts Putin Over Country

Kamala is Smiting Donold in the Polls

BEHOLD! God Smites Elon Musk!

Thou Shalt Not Spread Lies About A Hurricane

God Answers Your Questions!

Special Boy Jumps For Joy

Thanks to you...

The Criminal Always Returns To The Scene Of The Crime

5 Moments That Made Us Smile This Week

Thou Shalt Not Put Trump Bibles In Schools

5 Trump Smites You Missed

He's On Drugs

“Make Them Riot”

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check!" LOL

Walz Knocks Out Vance With One Line

GOD IS GOING LIVE TONIGHT!

Thou Shalt Not Criticize Hurricane Response When You Threw Paper Towels At People

Idiot Buys $4,000 Taylor Swift Guitar Only To Smash It

Thou Shalt Not Support A Wannabe Dictator Calling For "A Really Violent Day"

Thou Shalt Not Blame Democrats For Big Hurricanes

Join Us In Watching Tim Walz Humiliate JD Vance!

Thou Shalt Not Claim To Be a "Protector of Women" Whilst Promising to Ban Contraception

6 Humans God Smote This Week

Donald Is Going To Hell When He Dies

I Will Always Be Proud I Stood Against Him

Donold Says He Won't Run Again If He Loses

SMITE! The Stock Market is UP but Donald's Stock is DOWN

JD Vance Is A Fascist

Your Reviews Are In!

Thou Shalt Not Ignore That Donald And The Republicans HATE Women

6 People Who Are Going To Hell This Week (9.20.24)

God Is Keeping Donald Alive So He Can Lose To A Black Woman

Jesus Slams Filming Of ‘The Passion Of The Christ 2’

Elon Probed By The Secret Service ...SMITE!

Thou Shalt Not Blame Democrats For Republicans Trying To Take Out Your Dad

Thou Shalt Take Away Elon's Government Contracts

I Had Nothing To Do With This One Either

Thou Shalt Not Hate Taylor Swift For Endorsing Joy Over Hatred And Insanity

Kamala Revealed Her Favorite Curse Word And I Could Not Love Her More

10 Fictional Characters Who Would Vote For Donold

Thou Shalt Not Ignore That Donald Is Cheating On Melania Again

God's Massive Debate Meme Dump

Why Taylor's Endorsement Matters

Kamala DESTROYS Donold...MEGASMITE!

REMINDER: God's live debate coverage starts NOW

Join God and Jesus LIVE During the Presidential Debate Tonight!

6 People Who Are Going To Hell This Week (9.9.24)

Thou Shalt Admit That Trump Is A Russian Agent

Santa Demands "No More AR-15s As Christmas Gifts!"

Thou Shalt Not Take Bribes From Russia And Pretend You Didn’t Know

BREAKING: Corporate Media Totally Ignores Dementia In Their Preferred Candidate

Thanks to you...

God And Jesus Preview The Big Debate

Thou Shalt Not Deny Gun Issues From Behind Bulletproof Glass

5 Trump Smites You Missed

Thou Shalt Not Hold One Campaign To A Much Higher Standard Than the Other

Thou Shalt Not Let Donold Lie About Schools Forcing Gender Transitions!

Thou Shalt Not Steal Music For Thy Cult Rallies

Thou Shalt Not Suggest God Supports You When You're An Evil Prick

Here's 1O Reasons Why We SHOULD Demean Trump Voters

6 People Who Are Going To Hell

Oops! Corporate Media Says The Quiet Part Out Loud

Jesus Responds To Donold Wishing He Were An Election Official

Thou Shalt Not Slander Someone’s Military Service When You’re a Draft Dodger Who Disrespects the Fallen

Thou Shalt Let The Fool Speak

Thou Shalt Stop Claiming Donald Has “Distanced Himself” From Project 2025

God Finally Gets Verified...Thanks to You

Thou Shalt Not Pretend The Foo Fighters Support Brain Worms Guy

Kamala Shines And Donold Loses Mind...SMITE!

Thou Shalt Not Say a Single Unkind Word About Gus Walz

Gus Walz Stands Strong

The Obamas Trolled Donold So Hard...SMITE!

"America, I gave my best to you."

BEHOLD! Democrats Troll The Hell Out Of Donold

Thou Shalt Not Call Kamala's Nomination a Coup When You Attempted a Real Coup

God Loves Kamala And Tim

Thou Shalt Not Let JK Rowling and Elon Musk Get Away With Cyberbullying a Gold Medalist Olympian

God Has Covid

Donold To Flee to Venezuela If He Loses? Deal!

Donold’s Downfall Is Frigging HILARIOUS

Thou Shalt Not Accuse Kamala of AI Crowds While You Wave to Nobody

Tim Walz Is What I Was Hoping For When I Gave Men Free Will

Thou Shalt Not Complain About Giving Children Free Lunches When You Are Forcing Them To Give Birth

Lo, How the Stupid Have Fallen

God Interviews Project 2025 Expert Andra Watkins

WALZAMANIA!

Thanks to you...

Why I Should Be Kamala's VP, By Jesus

BEHOLD! Kamala Now Leads Donold By 5 Points! HA-HA!

Thou Shalt Not Lie About An Olympian’s Gender To Push Your WEIRD Issues

Thou Shalt Not Question Kamala's Race When You Literally Turned Yourself Orange

Thou Shalt Not Suddenly Act Like You’ve Never Heard of The Heritage Foundation or Project 2025

God Interviews Political Data Expert Nick Powers

Why Donald Must Dump JD Vance

Thou Shalt Not Freak Out Over Drag Queens at the Olympics—It’s Not the Last Supper

Hey News Media, Thou Shalt Not Skim Over Donald's Promise That In 4 Years "You’re Not Gonna Have To Vote"

Thou Shalt Not Dodge Debates For Fear Of Thy Ass Being Handed To Thee

JD Vance's College Couch Breaks Silence On Their Intimate Relationship

“Laughing Kamala” Meanest Nickname Emotionally Stunted Trump Can Come Up With

Kamala Is Already Beating Trump In The Polls!

BREAKING: Trump Has Already Decided To Hang Vance

Trump Must Drop Out Because He's Old As Fuck

Racist Sexist Criminal Fills Diaper At Prospect Of Facing Black Female Prosecutor

I Had Nothing to Do With Saving That Asshole

Trump Mistakenly Refers to His New Running Mate as J.D. Wentworth

BREAKING: Feds Find Classified Docs in Trump’s Ear Bandage

Thou Shalt Not Commit Mass Deportations!

Trump Does Not Get Post-Shooting Poll Boost Because Everyone Knows How They Feel About The Evil Prick

God Interviews Young Man Who Witnessed the Mass Shooting at a Trump Rally

God Responds to Claims He Saved Trump’s Life

Thou Shalt End Gun Violence!

Don't Pin This On Me

God and Jesus Smite The News Media!

Trump Names Himself His Own Vice President

Mike Pence Speaks Out: “Why Does No One Care That Donald Tried to Kill Me?”

BREAKING: God Releases List of Demands That Must Be Met Before He Will Bless America Again

God and Jesus Unite to Condemn Trump's Project 2025

God Commands Trump to Drop Out, Backs Biden

Thou Shalt Not Let Donald Trump Distance Himself from Project 2025

Nationalist Christians Launch New Party: The Nat C's

Thou Shalt Not Obsess Over Biden's Age Whilst Ignoring That Donald Trump Was Best Buds With Jeffrey Epstein

Thanks to you...

Top Ten Ways To Celebrate US Democracy This 4th of July

BREAKING: Democracy

Biden Locks Up Supreme Court Justices, Cancels 2024 Election, and Exiles Trump to Siberia

Biden On His Age: "At Least I Didn’t Try To Kill My Own Vice President"

For I Was Homeless and You Arrested Me

Thou Shalt Not Put People In Jail For Being Homeless!

Democrats Replace Biden With John Cena

BREAKING: Debate Drug Test Reveals Trump On Every Drug Known To Man

Join God's Official Debate Live Chat Tomorrow Night!

Biden Announces MAGA Fighting Leagues

Trump’s Spiritual Advisor Resigns Amid Allegations He Molested Child

Louisiana Childhood Adultery Rates Plunge Thanks To Classroom Commandments

How Many Commandments Has Trump Broken?

Supreme Court Rebrands With Giant Trump Sign

Why Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Mandate Won’t Save Its Soul

God Sues Louisiana Over Usage Of His Iconic Ten Commandments

Who Is A Better Father, Biden Or Trump? Excuse Me, I Can't Seem To Stop Laughing

7-Eleven Introduces Limited Edition 34oz 'Sentencing Slurpee' to Celebrate Trump's Big Day

BREAKING: Former President Electrocuted And Attacked By Sharks In Boating Mishap

The God Pod Wins Major Honor Thanks to Your Support!

Biden On His Age: 'At Least I'm Not a Criminal and Batshit Insane'

For Biden So Loved America, He Gave His Only Son to Be Convicted

Leaked Audio Exposes Project 2025 Plan to Install Christian Surveillance Chips in Americans

Thou Shalt Not Try to Cancel Dolly Parton for Being ‘Woke’

Join The God Pod on Substack!

Trump To Fail Mental Health Test Today

We Ride At Dawn

Dolly Parton Fan Army Declares ‘Operation Rhinestone Shield,’ Seizes Offices of ‘The Federalist’

God Takes Gun From Trump’s Cold, Tiny Hands (VIDEO)

Trump Lets Out Wicked Fart During Interview With Dr. Phil

God and Jesus Laugh at Trump's Felony Conviction for a Solid 30 Minutes (VIDEO)

Trump Realizes He Will Never Get To Shoot Somebody On 5th Avenue

AI Image Of Trump Only Time He Will Ever Be Happy

Trump Begs the Supreme Court to Make His Penis Bigger

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts 5 More Months of "What About Hunter Biden?"

Jesus Revokes Baptism From Russell Brand After Just One Month

Moral Arc Of The Universe Finally Does It's Bendy Thing

Trump Supporter Cries Self To Sleep Over Convicted Cult Leader

God Dies From Laughter After Trump Found Guilty

God and Jesus Denounce Project 2025

Aging Stoner With No Qualifications Has Big Opinions On Foreign Policy

Jesus Christ Reportedly “Pissed” at Pope Francis for Cracking Down on His Appearances on Toast

Trump Attacks Dead Soldiers On Memorial Day

God is Super Excited to be on Substack!

Entire US Nation Diagnosed with PTSD

God Rejects Alito's “Appeal to Heaven,” Saying, “Fuck You, No”

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Alito Blames His Wife For Overturning Roe v. Wade

Alito Claims Upside-Down Flag Was Because He Likes Everything Upside Down

God To Increase Tithing From 10% To 20% Due To Inflation

God Says He May Or May Not Have Told Orcas To Sink Yachts

Football Player To Be Fined By NFL For Insane Right Wing Comments, Just Kidding, That Would Never Happen

Thou Shalt Not Create A Federal Database Of Pregnant Women!

God Demands America Call Itself One Nation Under Somebody Else

Katie Britt Proposes GPS Collar Tags For Pregnant Women

Women, Which Would You Rather Encounter In A Forest, A Man Or A Bear?

Everyone Praying For Trump To Fuck Up One More Time So We Can All Laugh As He Goes To Jail

RFK Jr. Names Brain Worm As Running Mate

Why Do Republicans Hate Dogs?

God Tells Kristi Noem She’s Not Going To Heaven

God Is Replaced By His MAGA Brother Tod

God's Evil Twin 'Tod' Takes Over The Pod

Tucker Carlson Proves Evolution Is False

Back To The Past, Part 1864

The Rapture Didn't Happen Again

National Trans Easter Solar Eclipse Visibility Day

God And Jesus Are Woke AF

"Gay Secrets" Straight People Don't Know

“I Don’t Believe In Space” New Kind Of Moron Drops

God And Jesus Respond To Kid Rock On Joe Rogan

God And Jesus Answer Questions From Humans LIVE!

Jesus Responds To Super Bowl Ad Of Him Washing Feet

The Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview!

Kelly Carlin Talks To God About Her Lawsuit Against The 'AI George Carlin Special'

Oscars Snub Barbie Backlash, Day 2

God Has A Fart Attack

Coming soon

God And Jesus Kickoff 2024!